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Ascension Festival and the Mechanical Kidney

Wu Chi’s long-awaited Ascension Festival begins with a letdown: after years of imagining he might be destined for greatness, he receives an ordinary white Lord’s Heart. Worse, his territory trait is called “Virgin in Two Lives”—a modest 10% boost to female residents’ attributes. He tries to take it in stride, remembering that even strange traits can become useful, but a surprise in his inventory changes everything: a Mechanical Kidney, a mysterious golden World Wonder said possibly to be the core of a destroyed universe.

A plus sign appears beside his trait. One tap transforms it into the legendary “Ascension through Women”: female residents receive ten times their attributes, improved talent and bloodline, and eternal youth; summoned heroes and troops are guaranteed to be beautiful. Two more effects remain locked. Realizing that even immortals and gods might try to seize the artifact, Wu Chi decides to hide his advantage.

A Very Unusual First Territory

During the government’s beginner trial, Wu Chi discovers the Mechanical Kidney can upgrade buildings as well as traits. His altar becomes the Red Mansion, which summons Lin Daiyu as a golden legendary hero. She looks delicate and sorrowful, but her boosted stats make her a terrifying fighter—able to smash monsters with her bare hands and later master Bajiquan. A second summon brings Qin Keqing, whose magic and talent for spotting enemies’ weaknesses make her a powerful ranged support. Their bond boosts their abilities further.

His building upgrades are every bit as unpredictable as his heroes. A barracks turns into a shelter that recruits steel-armored boars, so Wu Chi names his first one Peppa and briefly attempts to be a boar-riding hero. A poisoned gas tower sprays a cloud with an absurdly loud blast—and bears a statue with Wu Chi’s own face. Other upgraded towers provide fire, frost, lightning, machine-gun, and crowd-control attacks. The tower’s appearance becomes a running joke: Wu Chi keeps finding new statues of himself, and the residents struggle not to laugh.

The trials rapidly become much harder than those faced by ordinary beginners. Wu Chi learns that the Void’s “law of the scales” adjusts the threats to match a territory’s strength. His increasingly powerful defenses, heroes, and troops attract enormous waves of monsters, including bosses that new lords might not normally face until much later. Each victory earns resources, which he immediately invests in upgrades—turning survival into a frantic cycle of battle, repairs, recruitment, and preparation.

From Improvised Defenses to an Army

Wu Chi learns to coordinate rather than simply throw troops at stronger enemies. Poison gas, frost, vines, and binding spells slow enemies down so towers can finish them; his warriors use disciplined formations to break enemy lines. Keqing gradually grows from a frightened newcomer into a capable spellcaster, while Daiyu becomes the territory’s devastating frontline fighter. The Hall of Heroes also lets fallen troops and heroes be revived, though doing so takes time and resources.

The story balances escalating battles with domestic comedy. Wu Chi’s upgraded restaurant gives meals temporary stat bonuses, but the system repeatedly rates his cooking as “trash” and mocks his dishes. Keqing politely offers to take over the kitchen; Daiyu suggests letting Peppa judge the food, since even the boar would supposedly feel sorry for Wu Chi. Meanwhile, an upgraded toilet that speeds cultivation is technically valuable—though its description makes the benefit sound rather less glamorous than it is.

By the tenth day, the waves culminate in a monstrous three-headed boss that can swallow incoming attacks and spit them back at the territory. Keqing’s ability to reveal weaknesses lets Daiyu exploit an opening and eventually bring it down. Later threats include undead armies, flying monsters, swarms, and a technological force with armored soldiers and missile-launching machines. Each new enemy type forces Wu Chi to rethink his tactics.

His recruitment luck pays off spectacularly. A troop token transforms new barracks into sources of Great Qin elite warriors and Bright Moon Palace cultivators. The warriors are disciplined, heavily equipped formation fighters; the cultivators provide buffs, ranged damage, and binding spells. Wu Chi spends heavily to raise them, and both forces later become legendary troops. Jia Yingchun joins as another Red Mansion hero, providing a major boost to the skills of everyone in the territory simply by remaining alive. Her luck also makes her the group’s designated chest-opener.

The Final Trial and the Next Stage

The thirtieth day brings the most frightening enemy of all: a saber-wielding boss whose attacks freeze time and carve apart Wu Chi’s territory, towers, walls, and troops. Wu Chi cannot move, but his will breaks through the paralysis for a fraction of a second. That tiny opening gives Daiyu the chance to strike—at the cost of rapidly aging her and turning her hair white. Her bloodline later restores her life and youth, though she has to deliberately change her hair back.

The trial is a success, and Wu Chi earns entry to the Hall of Legends, where he spends his legend points on major territory-enhancing rewards, including the golden World Wonder Red Embroidered Ball, Lunar Grotto Heaven, troop upgrades, and a defensive formation. His settlement’s extraordinary performance briefly creates a cosmic phenomenon visible across Earth, making people wonder which prodigy has just emerged.

After returning, Wu Chi begins building Lunar City into a permanent power. He gains the ability to borrow a hero’s strength, choosing Daiyu’s formidable abilities, and starts upgrading his legendary troops and defenses. He also makes an awkward mistake while visualizing the school’s divine-river technique: the image in his mind is Principal Luo Yunmeng, not the river. His Lord’s Heart sends her an invitation to join his territory—an offer she finds both suspicious and intriguing. Wu Chi then installs an upgraded Myriad Worlds Forum and heads to the Travelers’ Chamber of Commerce to find class-change certificates for his heroes.

Notable Personalities

• Wu Chi — Resourceful and ambitious, but often comically bewildered by his own bizarre upgrades.
• Lin Daiyu — Gentle and teasing off the battlefield; a resolute, overpowering fighter in combat.
• Qin Keqing — Initially shy and disoriented, later a composed and perceptive spellcaster.
• Jia Yingchun — Timid and soft-spoken, with a valuable support ability and remarkable luck.
• Xiao Chao / Wu Xiao Chao — A cheerful, curious Bright Moon cultivator who becomes part of Wu Chi’s growing household.
• Luo Yunmeng, the Cloud Dream Fairy — Silvermoon City’s formidable principal, stern about danger but protective of her students’ freedom.
• Zhu Jian — Wu Chi’s practical homeroom and martial-studies teacher.