A Dramatic Reading of Metal Elitist Comments

Summary

The video is a dramatic reading of years’ worth of angry comments about metal, delivered with the escalating absurdity of a roast. The comments repeatedly argue over what “counts” as metal. Avenged Sevenfold is labeled everything from metalcore to hard rock, while glam, nu-metal, and metalcore are dismissed as fake or watered-down metal.

Some commenters accuse the host and his guests of being insecure, clueless, or hypocritical for criticizing elitists while defending their own musical tastes. The insults grow increasingly over-the-top, including threats involving “gay glasses” and someone’s skull.

Standout Moments

One reader pauses to take offense—not at an insult, but because the commenter has apparently insulted the Hearthstone card Zombie Chow, too.

Another memorable comment makes an anatomical joke about someone having a “dick the size of Uranus.” The reader then points out the unfortunate ambiguity in how “Uranus” was written.

Musical Arguments and Ending

The readings also poke fun at the commenters’ certainty. Some insist that metal fans simply aren’t trained enough to appreciate extreme metal, while others make sweeping claims about pop music, metalheads, and entire genres.

The final stretch becomes a rambling comparison of musical styles and catchiness that the auto-captions render nearly unintelligible, matching the video’s chaotic, theatrical comedy.

Personalities

RanterInShades (host); OfficialGATG; NateTalksToYou; AtticusTheDeathMetaller; TheRandomGangsta; CoverKillerNation; CooperSlyKing; ThrashMetalGuru; Wolf Tunez; Skullripper4900; Mortified Productions; Deathbat6916; Ana TheTurduckie Lopez