Tapu Bulu Made Me His Kahuna At 10, Not Knowing The Pokemon Necrozma Was Hiding Inside My Body

Recap of the video’s main plot

A 10-year-old boy (who was an office worker in his previous life) explains how he was chosen by Tapu Bulu as island kahuna after a mysterious black prism—revealed to be Necrozma—locked itself inside his body.

He’s told he’ll “run a little tired,” but not that Necrozma is effectively being used like an internal power source—connected to legendary and Ultra Beast-level events across Alola.

The story then accelerates through a long chain of escalating trials:

• Saving villagers from Tapu Bulu’s wrath
• Restoring order in a destroyed town
• Collecting resources tied to the kahuna role (Z-Crystals/Z-moves and Pokémon teams)
• Defeating totem Pokémon
• Battling Team Skull and reforming them
• Traveling toward other islands, where Ultra Beasts and “future knowledge” collide with his growing power and responsibilities

Highlights, key reactions, and standout moments

• Necrozma’s warning & “light-eating” deal The narrator’s glowing hands and the terrifying vision of Ultra Megalopolis set a dark tone. He accepts because he’s reassured he won’t die—he’ll just get tired.

• First bond: Absol + hugs He immediately hugs an Absol (Shushu), surrounded by glowing calm edges. She’s violent at first, but she “talks” to him through head-visions. Their partnership becomes the emotional core of the story.

• Tapu Bulu punishes the “Thrifty Mega Mart” town Villagers cut down Tapu Bulu’s forest. Tapu Bulu responds by dismantling trucks, flipping vehicles, collapsing houses, and turning the area into chaos. Meanwhile, the narrator treats it like commentary humor (“I narrated it… live commentary on destruction”), until Tapu Bulu neutralizes the danger with magic that keeps people safe.

• A decisive Z-Crystal trade-in test Tapu Bulu forces him into a decisive Z-move challenge using a Z-crystal and Shushu’s knowledge. He improvises—skipping the formal dance—and still pulls it off, officially becoming kahuna.

• Snow mountain “math” fight He sets an ambush on Tapu Bulu using hail and tactics he “knows from the games,” including mechanics that feel like foul-play/punishment. The result: game knowledge blended with real-world improvisation.

• Z-Power comes from Necrozma parts Later, he realizes the Z-crystals are pieces of Necrozma, tying his kahuna duties directly to collecting and using Necrozma fragments.

• Team Skull becomes a “trial” (reformed into training) After humiliating fights, he reforms Team Skull as part of the island challenge:

  • They must apologize publicly
  • Challengers must pass through Team Skull double-battle training to reach him
  • The “rigged system” becomes a merit-and-discipline structure—punishment paired with growth

• Totem fights + Totem Capture moments

  • He catches Totem Sand/Palisand—a chaotic tactical boss fight
  • He later challenges Totem Sharpedo, manipulates battle timing, survives through special moves, and wins with brutal efficiency
  • His strategy mixes humor, game knowledge, and “kid logic,” including coaching Pokémon and narrating strategy mid-chaos

• Ultra Beasts begin showing up In Diglett’s Tunnel, he recruits baby Larvader and faces Niliggo (Ultra Beast), catching it through a rare “friend ball” concept and careful timing.

• Rusei’s future-meets-present loop

  • Cosmog/Celibi (time-traveling mythical) appears
  • Later, Ash Ketchum shows up from the “future timeline” the narrator is learning from—creating a loop of knowledge and inevitability

• Grand Trial with Tapu Koko’s direct involvement In the Melamel storyline, Tapu Koko tests/engages him while he tries to save Celibi and win a wager involving totems and stolen-aura mechanics. The fight becomes a massive “Z-move spam” spectacle.

• Final stretch: official kahuna + sealing a curse After massive reformation and trials, Tapu Bulu blesses him in a full ceremony, turning him into a true kahuna figure. The video ends by foreshadowing what Necrozma does regarding a Cosmog—and what happens when Lusamine enters.

Jokes / comedic beats that stand out

• Office life mindset vs. kahuna reality His workplace thinking clashes with sacred duties: bosses, taxes, fridge dumplings, deadlines—everything translated into “job” logic.

• Live narration of destruction Catastrophic events are repeatedly treated like commentary while he remains emotionally invested.

• Improvised moves / skipping rituals He often “shouldn’t work” because he doesn’t know dances or formalities—yet it still somehow works.

• Shushu’s snark and reactions She’s unimpressed, disgusted, protective, and broadly “character-defining” in her own way.

• Team Skull’s forced responsibility Their chaos becomes structured training plus public apology—turning menace into awkward redemption.

Notable key characters (personalities)

• Narrator / Ryusei (Rusei): game-savvy, former-office-worker reincarnated child; uses both strategy and empathy
• Shushu (Absol): guardian-like companion; skeptical, protective, acts as translator/moral anchor
• Tapu Bulu: island deity who tests, blesses, and punishes disrespect toward nature
• Tapu Koko / Tapu-related deities (e.g., Tapu Fini, Tapu Lele implicitly): test the narrator with brutal rules and high-stakes wagers
• Team Skull (Calb + other kids): reformable troublemakers folded into the island trial system
• Kasana & Satsuki: challenger girls with evolving battle skills connected to the Team Skull trials
• Celibi (Celebi/Celibi time guardian): time-travel mythical tied to the “timeline loop”
• Ash Ketchum: cameo representing future systems/knowledge
• Nurse Joy (including Po Town / network GM): organizer/strategist with deep world knowledge
• Tohbu-level legendaries and totem Pokémon: large-scale bosses that anchor the action and define the kahuna “job description”

Personalities who appear (condensed list)

Ryusei (narrator), Shushu (Absol), Tapu Bulu, Team Skull (Calb and members), Kasana, Satsuki, Celibi (time guardian), Ash Ketchum, Nurse Joy, Bla/Blocka, Doublade/Houndage-like sword-evolution character, Niliggo (Ultra Beast), Tots (Palisand/Sharpedo/Sand-related totems), Tapu Koko, Tapu Alakazam-related characters, Lucamine (foreshadowing).