The BEST Minecraft Gooner Mods (Tier List)

Game storyline / premise

The video is structured like a tier-list “review” of various Minecraft “gooner mods”—mods that revolve around sexualized characters or scenarios. There isn’t a traditional single storyline; instead, each mod is treated as its own separate “encounter”, featuring a new character/creature and a different gameplay interaction.

The presenter frames the rankings by:

• How “freaky” it is
• Whether the gameplay is fun
• How bad it is (how much the presenter dislikes it)

Gameplay highlights & key interactions (by mod)

Tier/placement style (as stated in the video)

“It’s all over the screen” (best / most worth it)

• Touhou’s Little Maid

  • Spawns you with a cat-eared/tail maid companion.
  • Lets you change her character model.
  • She acts as a companion that can do tasks such as cooking, cleaning, fishing, farming, and fighting.
  • Includes interaction moments like picnics and carrying/pick-up.
  • Has abilities/talents (e.g., playing piano).

• Toki’s Giants

  • Adds giant bunny-eared baddies roaming the world.
  • They can pick you up and (per the narration) eat/sit on you.
  • The narrator emphasizes the gameplay being fun, not just the “content.”

• Mallo mod

  • Adds a goth furry character that uses a phone/notification system to text you.
  • Her behavior escalates after you meet up.
  • Key mechanic: giving her redstone/gold (etc.) makes her tail grow.

The transcript also mentions other strong picks later (e.g., “Doky mobs” and “Waifu craft”), but only the mods above are clearly tied to the explicit “It’s all over the screen” tier label.

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“Hear me out” (mid-tier / questionable but interesting)

• Doky mobs

  • Converts all mobs into “girl” versions (anime-styled).
  • The creeper is singled out as especially bad; sheep are also mentioned positively.

• Waifu craft

  • Adds “every waifu you could think of.”
  • Focuses on getting to know them, relationships, and potentially building a harem.

• Ketzeru (name partially unclear)

  • Spawns smiling/waving in a cave.
  • She disappears, then stalks you.
  • If you don’t “goon”/interact enough, she can pull out a knife and chase/stab you.

• Enderwoman

  • Replaces all Endermen with a different character (noted as having very long arms).
  • The narrator says it lacks strong “bonding” mechanics, so it doesn’t impress much.
  • The tier label is not consistent (as noted in the summary).

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“Not My Proudest Moment” (less liked / too gross, deceptive, or not satisfying)

• What is love?

  • Starts with a pink-haired girl telling you to get closer.
  • When you approach, she turns into a slime/slug-like creature.
  • The narrator claims a “mistake” during play (reacting too late).

• Enderwoman

  • Again treated as lacking in engagement (no strong “freaky mechanics,” limited bonding).

• Enemy Bride

  • A pure/romantic cherry blossom character.
  • You can give her a petal; she “falls in love.”
  • She bakes/dances and remains with you even if you hit her.

Other mods are hinted at via harsh judgment of alternatives, but no additional ones are clearly tied to this exact tier phrase in the transcript.

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“Bleach my eyes” (explicitly disgusting / traumatizing)

• Freaky Dwellers

  • Described as an “emoji guy” with his tongue out who wants a “freak off.”
  • After you kill him and get his head, it becomes a boss in a glass box.
  • It spawns freaky monsters continuously.
  • The narrator says it has no goonability and is ridiculous.

• Monster girls

  • Adds many curved monster variants; the base mod is described as “not that bad.”
  • Mentions a recreation (the narrator can’t show it), which spawns tentacle girls in caves with major horror/repulsion impact.

• Grotesque Steve

  • A Steve variant with extreme tongue/biological weirdness.
  • Includes chasing, weird particles, and a swallowing mechanic where you’re inside.
  • Overall described as weird and overwhelming.

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“Down horrendous” (worst / least appealing)

• Swamp Woman

  • A homeless swamp character described as disgusting/stinky and hideous.
  • The narrator implies extreme disgust.

• The Freak from the Fog

  • A subhuman, low-appeal character.
  • Attacks by licking you to death.
  • After killing, you can craft his tongue into a “freak potion.”
  • The potion can be used on mobs so they fight/crack each other.
  • The narrator says anyone getting excited has “something wrong.”

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“Not my proudest moment” / “Deleted forever” framing

The narrator repeatedly jokes about erasing the game or using “delete forever” language, signaling a strong negative reaction—especially toward the mods in the harsher tiers above.

Overall strategy / key tips mentioned

No explicit technical strategies, recipes, or step-by-step guides are provided. Instead, the “tips” are more like what to expect from interactions:

• Touhou’s Little Maid: customize her model and interact as a companion (picnics/carrying).
• What is love?: getting close triggers a transformation; approach cautiously if you dislike surprises.
• Ketzeru: don’t ignore her—if you don’t “goon”/interact enough, she escalates to chasing/stabbing.
• Mallo mod: feed her materials like redstone/gold/other items to grow her tail.
• Freak from the Fog: after defeating, crafting his tongue into a potion affects mob behavior.

Gamers / sources featured at the end

No other gamers, channels, or external sources are credited in the subtitles. Only the video’s presenter (narrator) is present.