Summary of "Why Arnold Schwarzenegger LOVES Fake Cigars"

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Quirky Cigar Experience

In this amusing and memorable story, Arnold Schwarzenegger recounts a quirky experience at a five-star restaurant involving a cigar.

He ordered a cigar, but the waiter took it from him, claiming he would “spice it up.” The waiter dipped the cigar in tequila, lit it, and then repeatedly took it out of Arnold’s mouth and relit it in a bizarre ritual.

Arnold was baffled and thought the waiter was an “idiot,” but after the unusual process, the waiter declared it a “tea cigar,” implying the tequila infusion transformed it.

Arnold humorously concludes that after such treatment, the origin or quality of the cigar no longer mattered.

The story highlights Arnold’s playful reaction to an unexpected and extravagant cigar-smoking experience.