Top 10 Gooner Games – The Official Curvefest Countdown

Storyline / Premise

This video isn’t focused on a single game’s plot. Instead, it’s a comedic “Top 10 Gooner Games” countdown built around how certain games deliver fan-favorite sexualized character designs—and, for some entries, explicit/romance or mod-friendly content.

The “storyline” is essentially the host(s) arguing and ranking their picks, with frequent callouts of specific characters and recurring “sex appeal” elements.

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Gameplay Highlights / Key Points (By Entry)

#10 — Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (Quiet)

• Focuses on Quiet’s “captive” moments and suggestive animations
• Includes an iconic helicopter/plane sequence
• Notes her use as a showcase for her model and movement after capture

#10 (Alternate) — Soulcalibur (Ivy)

• Highlights Ivy as the most iconic “voluptuous” pick from Soulcalibur
• Primarily about visual/icon status, not gameplay

#9 — Resident Evil Village (Lady Dimitrescu + “daughters”)

• Emphasizes Lady Dimitrescu’s popularity and her/they becoming PC mod targets
• Frames both Lady Dimitrescu and the vampire daughters as “hot,” emphasizing cultural/media impact
• Notes PC mods that increase/rescale her body and presentation

#8 — God of War (classic series)

• Emphasizes adult content/sexual scenes implied or audible (“bed rock” joke)
• Presented as not made for kids, highlighting the game’s explicit tone

#7 — Tomb Raider (Lara Croft)

• Framed as one of the earliest major sex-appeal figures in games
• Notes modern versions feel “ruined,” but the icon remains
• Mentions fan remakes that aim to keep the “good stuff” (sex appeal) intact

#7 (Alternate) — Mortal Kombat (Mileena/Katana/Jade/Molina; older entries)

• Highlights sex-appeal designs and “jiggle physics” / jiggle-like presentation in older entries
• Mentions cosplay popularity for these characters
• Notes later redesigns differ in how sexualized the characters are

#6 — Lollipop Chainsaw (Juliet)

• Emphasizes the cheerleader outfit
• Notes the game deliberately centers female design as a “fantasy” element
• Says later re-releases/remasters didn’t hit as hard, though it’s still “good”

#6 (Alternate) — Mass Effect (Miranda Lawson)

• Focuses on Miranda’s design, voice, personality, and mod popularity
• Repeated emphasis on her “sexy” presentation (PC mods shown/mentioned)

#5 — NieR: Automata (2B)

• Highlights 2B’s iconic model
• Also credits broader strengths: combat, story, and soundtrack
• Treats “gooning” appeal as inseparable from her character design

#5 (Alternate) — Original Lara Croft

• Emphasizes early pixel/primitive visuals that require imagination, while still being iconic
• Mentions a fan remake that retains the appeal

#4 — Cyberpunk 2077

• Highlights sex content and visibility (explicit/onscreen framing)
• Presented as “for everyone” regarding romance/sexual variety, with a joke about lacking specific groups

#4 (Alternate) — The Witcher 3 (Yennefer)

• Highlights Yennefer’s design quality and the “iconic unicorn scene” with Geralt
• Mentions how later reworks/redesigns changed perception (including actor/model shifts)

#3 (Alternate) — The Witcher series (Triss/Yennefer; “multiple sexy leads”)

• Emphasizes CD Projekt Red and multiple female “sexy” leads
• Framed as offering multiple sexual encounters (general claim of a “premier gooning game”)

#3 — NieR: Automata (2B)

• A repeated confirmation from multiple speakers that 2B is top-tier

#2 — The First Descendant (Bunny)

• Repeated emphasis on jiggle physics
• Notes skimpier skins over seasons and ongoing patches adding more sexualized presentation
• Strong “dev intention” framing: updates treated as specifically targeting audience preferences
• Bunny singled out as the “Holy crap” standout character

#1 — Stellar Blade / Eve (Stellar Blade)

• “Gold standard” character design claim: updates/patches, many skins, and a 2B-outfit version
• Notes mods exist (described as “crazy”), but ranking is mostly tied to base design + continuous post-launch support
• Mentions cosplay popularity and compares her as the newest “crown” figure

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Runner-Ups / Other Mentions (Not Ranked)

• Final Fantasy series: Lulu, Tifa
  • Notes dress-choice/options and general sex-appeal framing
• Snowbreak: Containment Zone (gacha/anime style)
  • Emphasizes provocative animations and “massage parlor” style interactions
  • Mentions creator as notably wealthy (with a Korea reference)
• Street Fighter 4
  • “Every female” (broad roster appeal)
• Zenless Zone Zero
  • Mentioned as a gacha; host couldn’t get into it
• Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball Extreme
  • Treated as an “ultimate” sex-appeal series
• Grand Theft Auto IV
  • Mentions strip club / risque content as a “case” for inclusion
• Upcoming character reference (Wu Chang / Wuthering-style)
  • Sexualized character design mentioned
• Tides of Annihilation
  • A “dangerous sexy” female character
• Stellar Blade comparisons + “East copying success”
  • Hosts claim Chinese/Korean studios copy successful concepts, explicitly comparing to Eve’s style
• Nikke: Goddess of Victory
• Black Myth: Wukong
  • Mentions “beautiful spider ladies”
  • Praises motion-capture realism, while complaining some companies can’t match that quality

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Strategies / Tips

No actual gameplay strategy guide is provided. Instead, the “tips” are essentially how to identify “gooner” appeal, including:

• Look for iconic character designs
• Prefer games with ongoing patches and many skins/costume variants
• Consider PC mod support (several entries are highlighted as mod-heavy)
• Use popular cosplay characters as a proxy for mainstream recognition

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Gamers / Sources Featured (As Named in Subtitles)

• CD Projekt Red (studio source)
• PC Gamer (mentioned as a source for a comment; clarified that it wasn’t the source of a particular quoted statement)
• Hideo Kojima / Kojima (referenced by name)
• Square Enix (studio source)
• Cojima / Kojima (shown as “Cojima” in subtitles)
• “Prepared artist” (credited as the person who “gave” the countdown topic/order; no specific name provided)

No specific individual gamers/streamers are clearly named beyond the hosts themselves. “Ed” and “Grant” appear only as speakers, not as externally referenced sources.