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Theo Maassen: Vrouwen versieren doe je zo

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Theo Maassen jokes that picking up women is easy, then invites Cathelijne from the audience to demonstrate. He asks her age “just to make sure” everything he is about to do is legal, then questions her partner, Bas, about how they got together—including whether Bas suddenly started finding her sexually attractive. The awkward interview gets laughs and applause.

Theo then shares his “techniques.” With a beautiful woman, he says, don’t compliment her looks; instead, claim to be fascinated by her inner world—a line he mocks as tired nonsense. For someone he finds sexy, he recommends piling on the compliments.

He ends with a dark punchline about his wife: since she is neither beautiful nor interesting, he would tell her to look behind her, then make a quick getaway.