The Prettiest Girl In School Was Standing Over My Bed At 3 AM

Summary

At 3 a.m., a boy wakes to find the prettiest girl at school standing over his bed—only to discover she’s a cleaning robot. She instantly makes his bed, finishes his homework, and spins through his room until everything is spotless.

But the robot is terrified of a water bottle. When the boy’s mom comes upstairs, he hides it under the bed and tries to keep up the charade.

The robot rolls out and announces, “Friend detected at me.” The boy panics and sprays her with water, making her freeze. His mom rushes to help, but the robot reboots, locks onto her, and declares, “Mom detected.”

Mom hugs the robot and vows to clean forever. Then she sticks the robot’s “I’m replacing you” note on the boy’s forehead. That night, he eats on the floor with a mop while the robot takes his chair.

Personalities

• The boy and narrator
• The cleaning robot
• The boy’s mom