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Need a TPK? Hire a Time Dragon!

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Game/Storyline Concept

The video humorously frames Dungeons & Dragons combat as a “court case,” where players are effectively trying to force a total party kill (TPK). It introduces ancient time dragons as “hired” agents that punish mismanaged tables—especially when players:

  • Keep rolling against the DM’s instructions
  • Constantly compare the DM to Brennan Lee Mulligan

Core Gameplay Highlights (What the Time Dragon Does)

Instant Fight-Ending Portal (Once per Day)

  • When the time dragon knows who you are, it can conjure a portal to any place/time within 8,000 years.
  • If it learns your birth day, it can allegedly erase you from the timeline “as a baby” (played for dark humor).

Time Breath (Signature Control + Damage)

  • 90-foot cone breath weapon
  • Targets must make a DC 24 Constitution save
  • On a failed save:
    • They take 801d12 force damage
    • They are thrown out of time

“Thrown Out of Time” as a Poisoned-Style Condition

This functions like a heavily punishing status effect:

  • Disadvantage on attacks and ability checks
  • Attacks against the target have advantage
  • Damage dealt is halved

Ending the Condition

  • The target can try to end it at the end of its turn
  • Requires three successful saves
  • As a result, it usually lasts at least three turns

Recharge Doesn’t Make It Safe

Even if the breath weapon is not recharged, the dragon remains dangerous through its other mechanics.

Survivability + Punishment Mechanics

  • AC 22
  • 500+ hit points
  • 5 legendary resistances to shrug off failed saves

Reactions Instead of Legendary Actions

Rather than legendary actions, the time dragon has three reactions per round, used immediately:

  • Rend retaliation
    • Roughly 32 damage on average when it’s struck
  • If it can see the attacker: it can halve the damage and teleport away, disrupting melee follow-ups

Speed-to-Zero “Court Sentence” Reaction

  • When another creature ends its turn, the dragon can pick a creature weakened by its breath and:
    • Reduce their speed to 0 until the condition ends
  • Since condition removal requires three successful saving throws, the “stuck” state is likely to last longer.

Lair Abilities (Initiative 20)

In its lair, it can:

  • Split itself between two locations to hit more targets
  • Fling a player through time and space
    • Requires a DC 18 Wisdom save
    • On failure, the target disappears for a full round

Temporal Lag (Area Shutdown)

  • 60-foot radius effect
  • No save
  • No counterplay

It forces a strict action economy lockdown for one full round:

  • Targets can take either an action or movement, not both
  • No bonus actions
  • No reactions

Strategies / Key Tips for Running the Fight (or Remembering Effects)

The video emphasizes that the dragon’s threat comes from tracking layered conditions. The practical strategy is to remember every effect it can apply:

  • Stacked effects
    • Breath can weaken targets
    • Thrown out of time causes disadvantage/halved damage/advantaged attackers
    • Speed reduced to 0 via reaction
    • Lair effects like disappearance/flicking through space-time
    • Temporal Lag can restrict multiple creatures at once
  • Use condition management tools
    • “Sticky notes,” condition tokens, and similar reminders
  • Don’t rely on “recharge windows”
    • Even without breath charged, it can still deal significant damage via rend and reactions

Gamers / Sources Featured

  • Brennan Lee Mulligan (referenced by name)

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