Top 10 Worst movies 2013

Overview

The video is a comedic, highly opinionated countdown of the YouTuber’s “Top 10 Worst Movies of 2013.” It’s framed like a “fun list” where the host argues that even bad movies “need love too”—as long as everyone agrees they’re bad.

Main Highlights / Key Bits

Intro + tone

• The host opens with playful backlash, poking at viewers who might disagree with past “best of” lists.
• He then aggressively pivots to the “worst” list as entertainment.

#10 – The Smurfs 2

• Labeled dumb, but rationalized as placing it at 10 because it’s “made for kids.”
• Despite the justification, the host still claims it’s harmful, joking that it makes kids “stupid.”

#9 – Grown Ups 2 (Adam Sandler)

• Slammed for trying again after the earlier film’s charm supposedly died.
• Jokes about Adam Sandler not recapturing his old “spark.”
• Quips that Rob Schneider is absent—implying he chose better.

#8 – Scary Movie 5

• Complaints that spoof sequels keep getting worse.
• Claims the series has deteriorated badly since the earlier entries.

#7 – A Good Day to Die Hard (“Die Hardish”)

• Argued not to be “really Die Hard.”
• Bruce Willis is described as lethargic.
• Blames failures on a messy plot and lack of a strong villain/chemistry.
• The movie is summarized as “bad chemistry/cish movies.”

#6 – Men in Black / RIPD comparison joke

• The host bundles multiple supernatural/sci-fi mashups and repeatedly insists the premise should’ve worked (“Men in Black meets something else”), but lands as another weak outcome.
• Includes running joke targets and name-drops such as Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds, plus Dominos as punchlines.

#5 – Paranoia

• Called extremely generic.
• Described as “spies and stuff” being approved for production with too little inspiration.
• A pitch-meeting joke: “Chris Hemsworth’s brothers in it… okay let’s make this.”

#4 – After Earth / Teen alien romance riff (“Twilight-with-aliens” vibe)

• Complains about being tired of teen romance.
• Attacks the movie as basically “Twilight with aliens.”
• Blames it on a “shitty book/author.”
• Notes that subtitles mash themes together somewhat, but the hostility toward teen-romance/alien teen content stays consistent.

#3 – Texas Chain Saw 3D

• Treated as a brutal misfire, even as a sequel to Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
• Mocks the acting and characters.
• Suggests it’s only “watchable” in a specific scenario: “trashed or high with friends.”

#2 – Movie 43

• Another comedy “left to rot.”
• The host argues big-name actors make it worse.
• Punchline logic: if you were in Movie 43, you shouldn’t be giving anyone life advice—mocking famous “self-help/brand” vibes (with humorously included references such as “Jesse Pinkman”).

#1 – After Earth (M. Night Shyamalan)

• The harshest condemnation saves for last.
• Claims it’s impossible to watch again.
• Calls it boring.
• Blames it on Shyamalan’s reputation/marketing backlash.
• Criticizes the father-son “bonding” angle.
• Mocks the idea of making Will Smith “as interesting as a cheese wheel,” then attacks Jaden Smith as even less engaging.
• Escalates into exaggerated hyperbole about being forced to watch it (duct-taped, stapled eyelids, gun to head).

Overall Joke / Reaction Style

• Frequent derisive catchphrases, such as:
  • “shitty chemistry,” “Die Hardish,” “dog shits,” and “piece of ___”
• Repeated mocking of actor credibility—highlighting the mismatch between big names and terrible outcomes.
• Hyperbolic “punishment/forced watching” gags near the end, especially for After Earth.

Personalities Appearing

• The main host/YouTuber (only personality referenced in the subtitles; no other clearly identified on-screen speaking characters).