How To Beat EVERY Character In Smash Ultimate In LESS Than 6 Minutes

Storyline

No cohesive storyline is discussed. The video functions as a character-by-character matchup guide for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, serving as pre-match “quick notes” rather than a narrative.

Gameplay highlights & key tips (character-by-character)

Across most matchups, several themes are repeated:

• Don’t go to the ledge / avoid being ledge-trapped
• Play patient, wait for openings, and punish landings
• Camp / outrange many characters (often via projectile spacing)
• Shield more against fast pressure, then punish when opponents commit
• Edgeguard / knock off-stage to prevent recoveries

Mario

• Watch out for grabs and platform pressure
• Avoid the ledge

Donkey Kong

• Prevent landing and knock off-stage
• Use ledge traps; deny kills near/at the edge

Link

• Play patient
• Parry aerials and respect projectiles
• Punish escape options, especially from corners

Samus / Dark Samus

• Similar to Link: patient spacing
• Punish escape options from the corner

Yoshi

• Joking phrase (“Call the IRS”): means out-rank/pressure with range
• Outrange and shield a lot
• Avoid getting hit by down-B

Kirby

• Camp with long-reaching attacks and projectiles

Fox

• Shield a lot
• Kill off the level (strong edgeguard emphasis)

Pikachu

• Play around and use Quick Attack mindgames
• At high percent, watch for grab, landing N-air, and dash attack
• Don’t get mixed by Pancake (neutral/air mixup)

Luigi

• Don’t get grabbed
• Platform camp and kill off-stage

Ness

• Outrange and pressure off-stage

Captain Falcon

• Don’t panic air dodge in disadvantage
• In neutral, watch for side-B and grab mixups

Jigglypuff

• Be patient, camp
• Don’t over-shield
• Avoid situations where they can rescue you

Peach / Daisy

• Use anti-arrows / projectile answers
• Camp; don’t take neutral when she’s set up well

Bowser

• Similar to Donkey Kong: stop landings
• Ledge-trap a lot
• Watch for “YOLO” smash plays

Ice Climbers

• “Not melee”: focus on basics
• Kill Nana early
• Never get grabbed

Incineroar (subtitled as “Incinor”)

• Bait and punish side-B
• Often run away (opponent struggles to keep up)

Chromatic “Chic” / Sheik (subtitled as “Chic”)

• “Trade hits,” but primarily:
  • Avoid the ledge
  • Manage engagements so you don’t get trapped

Zelda

• Joking: “On Wi-Fi it’s hopeless offline”
• Bait and punish neutral-B-type moments
• Don’t fall for bait—specifically watch back air and ledge/edge approaches

Dark Pit

• Same idea as the notes’ “Zero Suit style” approach
• Don’t get hit at the ledge
• Shield a lot
• Bait with punished grabs

Zero Suit Samus (noted as “Zero suit spam” context)

• Emphasis: shielding + ledge safety + bait grabs

Wario

• Camp and outrange
• Watch for Waft setups (high-impact comeback threat)

Snake

• Don’t let him land
• Don’t allow an easy recovery
• Try not to hit his grenades (avoid helping his advantage loop)

Ike

• Parry landing aerials
• Pressure off the stage

Squirtle

• Outrange
• Watch tilts and grabs

Ivysaur

• Watch grabs
• Punish razor leaves in neutral when they whiff/commit

Charizard

• Watch for landing “narrows” (landing hitbox/mixup)
• Don’t jump into his shield
• Be patient and punish cooldowns

K. Rool / “King K Rule”

• “Y’all know the drill”: overwhelm
• Get him off-stage
• Hit recovery from the sides

Mewtwo (subtitled as “Mew”)

• Pressure toward the ledge
• Use ledge drop / edge pressure ideas
• Watch habits in disadvantage and punish landings

Roy

• Avoid being caught by forward smash or jab strings
• Avoid the ledge area when possible

Game & Watch

• Don’t get dash attacked / don’t hit shield
• Avoid smash attack situations
• Subtitles imply he’s oppressive—don’t play “recklessly” into his setups

Meta Knight

• Don’t get hit by dash attack
• Camp him at the ledge

Pit

• Learn to deal with dash attack and grab mixups
• Don’t get grabbed at the ledge

Pichu

• Camp until he “self-punishes”
• At high percent, the notes claim a quick lethal situation (“sneeze on him”)

Falco

• Bait and punish grab and up-tilt
• Kill off-stage

Wolf? / “Mark” (likely Marth spelled “Mark”)

• Punish landings
• Don’t get caught by shield-breaking shield breaker

Lucina (subtitled as “Lucina, same”)

• Same general sword-user handling:
  • Punish landings
  • Watch shield breakers/commitments

Piranha Plant

• Dismissed in subtitles as “stupid”; effectively treated as not threatening

Joker

• Don’t get grabbed
• Bait and punish landing (“arson camp” = edge/landing punish loop)

Hero

• “Learn to read” his spell menu
• If he pulls out the book: run up and shield

Banjo & Kazooie

• Grab emphasis (“grab your opponent by the neck” is hyperbole)
• Close distance, punish commitment, don’t let him control pace

Terry

• Kill before meter becomes a problem (resource-based urgency)

Byleth (subtitled as “Biff” — likely Byleth/Lucina-style)

• Learn timing for parry/landing narrows
• Whiff punish grounded options

Min Min (“Minman”)

• Play patient by walking a lot
• Find an opening, then overwhelm
• Pressure off-stage

Steve

• Joking: “Pick a god and pray her controller explodes” (implies a difficult/chaotic matchup)

Sephiroth

• Punish cooldowns
• Try to overwhelm

Pyra

• Play patient
• Punish cooldowns

Mythra (subtitled as “Mithra”)

• Trade hits while focusing on getting her off the level

Kazuya (subtitled as “Kazia”)

• Camp and never get hit
• Extreme avoidance / clean spacing

Sora

• Don’t get caught in his aerial pressure
• Bait him into jumping
• Whiff punish

Strategies & mechanics emphasized

• Edgeguarding / kill off the level is presented as the most consistent win condition.
• Landing punishment (especially for aerial-heavy characters): parry or timed punishes.
• Ledge denial: many matchups explicitly say stay away from the ledge / don’t be at the ledge.
• Shielding at the right times: “shield a lot” frequently, then punish overcommits.
• Resource awareness:
  • Terry (“Go meter” urgency)
  • Wario (watch Waft)

Gamers or sources featured

• No specific gamer/creator names are credited in the subtitles beyond an unnamed YouTube channel callout (e.g., “Hey guys… subscribe… leave a like”).