Self Diagnosed Kid's Terrible Music Taste

Summary

Jen repeatedly blasts a relentlessly cheerful song promising she’ll be “tip-top shape” and “act awesome.” When someone asks her to use headphones, she insists she self-diagnosed herself with autism and anxiety, says the song is the only thing keeping her from having an episode, and declares that everyone needs to know about it.

The others plead with her to stop, but their attempts dissolve into frantic shouting and screaming. Just when they think she can’t bother them anymore, they track down the source of the song—only for its repetitive lyrics to start up again, followed by another round of groans and screams.

The main joke is the contrast between the song’s relentlessly upbeat affirmations and everyone else’s growing distress.

Personalities Featured

• Jen
• The unnamed people trying to get her to turn the music off