Video summary
The FAKE $10 Nintendo Switch 2 Controllers
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Key takeaways
Product reviewed (overall)
A bundle of third-party “Nintendo Switch 2” controllers from AliExpress/knockoff sellers (Wish/Temu/Teimu-style budget sites). The video is essentially a multi-controller unboxing + hands-on review, scoring items mainly on value for money and whether the reviewer would actually use them. Seller/model names vary, but the key themes are build quality, controls feel, pairing/compatibility, and feature claims.
Key features mentioned (across controllers)
- PlayStation Portal–style controller design (one model explicitly described as a Portal lookalike)
- RGB lights (around sticks or via RGB button control)
- Programmable/macro features (some include a “macro” button; D-pad/back button limitations noted)
- Turbo mode advertised (often doesn’t function as expected)
- Wireless/Bluetooth operation
- Some are plug-and-play via USB
- One mini is described as fully Bluetooth
- Nintendo Switch 2–style functionality claims
- “adaptive triggers / zero latency”
- Extra trigger-like features (on the ~$150 haptic model)
- Joy-Con 2 magnet-split alternatives
- Using magnetic rails
- Extra features like mechanical switches
- Very small pocket/mini controllers
- D-pad only (intended for NES/emulator-style play)
- Removable/modular components claimed on the haptic model
- Removable face plate/D-pad claimed, though button swapping wasn’t possible per reviewer
Pros (unique points mentioned)
Portal-style $40 controller (“Portal missing the screen”)
- Doesn’t feel cheap; snappy button feel
- Larger sticks than the original Portal; reviewer prefers them
- Back buttons/triggers feel similar to the real thing
- Works immediately; lights turn on; “everything is working”
- RGB lighting is adjustable (turn off/on and cycle colors)
- Fit check passed for use with Switch 2
Palm-sized mini controller ($10–$20 range; described as $10)
- Plug-and-play, works instantly
- Fully Bluetooth for $10
- Only D-pad controller for simple games; no issues in testing
- Translucent design described as “cute/sick”
Nixie Hyperion 3 / Joy-Con 2 magnet-split alternatives
- Uses magnetic rails and works with cheaper Joy-Con 2–style hardware
- Mechanical switches noted as a surprise/positive
- Reviewer claims these (and “Moa Pad”) are among the only brands with actually working Joy-Con 2 alternatives
- Includes extra features like a C button that opens chat “natively”
- Reviewer says both mobile pad–type options “go over the extra mile” vs Nintendo’s own at lower price
Mobile pad controller (about $20; “mini-ish”)
- Feels nice; finish is good; not too cheap
- Bluetooth means no ugly cable needed
- Good enough for the intended pocket / take-to-a-friend use case
Bong KB70 haptic pro controller ($150) — early impressions
- Premium unboxing feel, quality cord, premium back texture/fabric
- Premium-feeling triggers; D-pad clicks well
- D-pad click response is adjustable (“minimum” snaps back slower/“cushy” vs faster tighter)
- Lots of promised features (haptics, optical access button, zero latency, replaceable face plate)
Cons (unique points mentioned)
AliExpress shipping/product condition
- Boxes often arrive beat up/dinged—“never once” received a pristine package
Portal-style $40 controller
- Back buttons and/or BNA flipped/backwards
- Specifically called a dealbreaker for playing on Switch due to muscle memory/confusion
- D-pad is mushy
- Turbo “doesn’t do anything right now” (possibly just a lock)
- Back buttons need macro mapping
- Start/select work, but button configuration isn’t fully flexible
Palm-sized/back-pocket “backbone-like” controller
- Reviewer expected wired direct connection, but it’s Bluetooth
- Initially confusing, then resolved
- Not his favorite; would rather use a real controller for longer sessions
- Still rated as “gets its job done”
GameCube-inspired $20 controller
- Feels like loose top buttons/back buttons
- D-pad shape/feel is bad; buttons and stick feel inconsistent
- Reviewer worries about durability at the cheap price point
- He says realism improves, but if the price were removed, he’d rate it far lower
Shocking $10 “monstrosity”
Packaging/design/build quality disgusted reviewer:
- Ugly grip texture, weird D-pad
- Bad color mismatch
- Cheap faceplate “dots”
- “Shrek ears” top buttons
- Stick with visible grime/dried residue
- Buttons feel poor (Y has less give; A felt noticeably higher than Y)
- Although it works (paired instantly; fully Bluetooth), the reviewer strongly says: DO NOT BUY
Cheap Portal-type $20 controller (different model from the $40 one)
- Sensory discomfort: textured lines on back triggers are unpleasant
- Tiny shoulder buttons press poorly
- D-pad mushiest he’s tried
- Light/cheap build; still works, but usability is weak → low score
Bong KB70 haptic $150 controller
- Dealbreaker: buttons are backwards
- Reviewer says you cannot change/swap A/B
- Couldn’t obtain required software/drivers to enable advertised features:
- Reconnecting failed without USB at first
- Tried to download software; nothing exists publicly
- Mentions Reddit threads claiming you must email support for drivers, which he refuses
- Result: expensive + comfortable + nice feel, but “pointless” for Switch 2 due to feature access and button mapping
Ratings / numerical scores given
- Portal-style controller (looks like PlayStation Portal, $40): 8/10
- Reviewer explicitly: “$40 banger”
- Despite dealbreaking flipped buttons, still 8/10 (implies strong value/build quality but compromised usability)
- Palm-sized mini controller ($20): 9/10
- After discovering Bluetooth
- Smaller/translucent mini D-pad-only controller (~$10): 10/10
- For its specific purpose: very small, D-pad only, plug-and-play
- GameCube-inspired $20 controller (“feels like 20 bucks”):
- Mentioned as possibly 7–8/10 if price is considered; lower without price
- Without price, he says it’d be “like in the three range”
- Monstrous $10 controller:
- No numeric rating, but strongly: “Please… don’t buy it”
- Other $20 Portal-type controller (cheaper one): 5/10
- Joy-Con 2 magnet-split alternatives (Nixie + Mobile Pad): 10/10 each
- Preference decides which to pick; both are praised as strong alternatives
Comparisons made
- Portal-style controller vs original PlayStation Portal
- Improvement: larger sticks
- Main issue: button mapping/backwards layout in this knockoff
- Joy-Con 2 magnet-split controllers
- Compared to Nintendo’s own Joy-Cons: reviewer says these work with magnetic rails and offer more features at lower price
- Compared to Mo(a) Pad: both feel different but similarly comfortable; reviewer praises both
- Bong KB70 is implicitly compared to higher-end Switch-compatible pro controllers
- Premium claims make it seem like it might replace his current mobile pad
User experience / compatibility notes
- Some controllers are plug-and-play
- Pair instantly; RGB turns on; buttons function quickly
- Many have mapping problems
- Several require macro configuration for back buttons
- At least one has A/B backwards (dealbreaker)
- $150 Bong KB70 is the worst promise-versus-reality case
- Premium tech claims exist, but lack of accessible software/drivers blocks full feature use
Overall verdict (concise)
- Best buys highlighted by the reviewer:
- Nixie Hyperion 3 magnet-split Joy-Con 2 alternatives and Mo/Mobile Pad — both effectively 10/10 as Joy-Con 2 replacements
- Translucent tiny D-pad-only mini (~$10) — 10/10 for simple handheld use
- Portal-style $40 controller — 8/10 if you can tolerate or adjust the flipped/back button layout
- Avoid strongly:
- The $10 “disgusting” Bluetooth controller (works, but he says don’t buy)
- The $20 cheap Portal-type with uncomfortable triggers and mushy D-pad (5/10)
- The $150 Bong KB70: despite premium feel, he considers it not usable on Switch 2 due to backwards buttons and unavailable software/drivers
Recommendation: If you want knockoffs, choose the Joy-Con 2 magnet-split options (Nixie/Mobile Pad) or the small D-pad mini. Be cautious with any Portal-style or pro-controller purchases unless button mapping and software support are verified.
Speakers / distinct viewpoints
Only one main reviewer is present in the subtitles, plus a brief second-person cameo:
- Main reviewer: performs all testing and scoring; delivers strong buy/avoid recommendations
- Guest/other YouTuber (brief): mentions/joins at a clamshell accessory segment; no controller feature evaluations beyond that interaction