Summary of "Tinfoil Conspiracist - Jerma Plays Signal Simulator (Long Edit)"

Overview

This is a long edit of streamer Jerma (Jerma985) playing Signal Simulator. He approaches the game blind, learning mechanics through trial-and-error while providing comedic commentary. The stream alternates between concentrated attempts to lock signals and digressions about the UI, game design, and real-world topics.

Core loop: scan the sky for anomalies → detect a signal → tune frequency/coordinates with giant satellite antennas → download and decode intercepted data → earn money/upgrades → manage base power and maintenance.

Game storyline (as presented in-play)

You work at a research facility whose job is to find alien signals and decode them.
Typical flow in-game:
- Sky Scanner detects anomalies
- Frequency detection
- Coordinate detection
- Antenna aiming and tracking
- Download and decoding of intercepted data
- Submission to a government database
The game mixes procedural scanning gameplay with light horror/alien imagery: occasional UFOs or alien craft in the sky, and audio/video snippets found in downloads.

Gameplay highlights

Multiple control stations and systems to manage:
- Sky Scanner (laptop)
- Antenna control panel (azimuth/”azy” and elevation)
- Coordinate detection panel
- Power and solar maintenance
- Server/download management
Signals require precise tuning of azimuth and elevation; small decimal adjustments are often necessary.
Downloads consume time and server resources; decoded data may yield audio/video snippets, schematics, in-game currency, or upgrades.
Power management is important—rotating antennas and tracking use energy; solar panels need cleaning/maintenance and generators can be toggled.

Step-by-step guide (basic signal detection & capture)

Use the laptop / Sky Scanner to scan the sky for anomalies.
When an anomaly appears, run frequency detection to get a rough frequency band.
Switch to coordinate detection to obtain aim/azimuth (“azy”) and elevation target coordinates.
Use the antenna control panel:
- Rotate azimuth (horizontal) and elevation (vertical) toward the target.
- Manually tune the knob until the indicator turns green or the signal bars fill.
When both aim and elevation bars are green, start tracking and/or begin the download.
Allocate server power to increase download speed.
Decode the downloaded data to receive rewards (money, upgrades, schematics).
Repeat and spend funds on upgrades (antenna rotation, power optimizations, servers, etc.).

Key strategies and tips mentioned

Clean solar panels to increase charge efficiency—some actions require a minimum battery/efficiency level to operate.
Avoid keeping tracking/antennas spinning unnecessarily; they consume power. Turn off systems when not in use.
Invest in upgrades: rotation speed upgrades make alignment easier; better servers speed downloads.
Signal detection only updates after antenna rotation completes—be patient and finish rotation before expecting updated readings.
Watch both azimuth and elevation meters closely; small decimal differences can cause signal loss, so fine adjustments matter.
Use auto-scan when lost, but manual tuning is often necessary for the final lock.
Run diagnostics or reboot antennas/servers if systems stop updating.
Aim to get efficiency (battery/solar) above a practical threshold (around 50% mentioned) for reliable operation.

Notes on UI, bugs, and experience

Jerma criticizes the UI tutorial layout (large empty scroll space) and confusing in-game terminology.
He encounters perceived input/output lag and confusion over real-time versus discrete updates.
The game enforces realistic constraints (rotation speed, energy consumption) that make early learning slow and fiddly, but rewarding once understood.
Tone of the playthrough mixes comedy and light horror—occasional recorded audio (a Jigsaw reference) and fleeting UFO sightings contribute atmosphere.